We all have challenges. Call it our cross to bear, affliction, hardship, or woe, but we all have them. Some have more than others. Some don’t think they have any at all, and that somehow gives them a license to go around tormenting the rest of us. Since the majority of us admit to not being perfect, aren’t these thugs actually the ones with the problem? Why don’t we have drugs for that?
Let’s say some dude has a problem over people with learning disabilities. Hey! We have a cure for that. He takes the Rx, and for the next month, he spends every waking minute with a learning disability. Some people are going to need a refill, but I think most ought to only need round one.
Racist? This pill might change your appearance a little. One possible side effect is a tendency to talk with an accent, but is most common in those with an additional aversion to immigrants.
Do you hate people who have less money than you? Dress differently? Believe differently? Vote differently? Are too pretty? Not pretty enough? Hey, whatever your problem, we can fix that with a pill.
Some people will be requiring a cocktail. They have it out for people who talk with lisps as well as gays and lesbians, but also make fun of elderly people. Wow. Well, take 2 of these each day with a meal, this one before you go to bed, and this one you’re going need 3 times a day but don’t mix it with the one you take at bedtime. It’s going to be a rough month. Hang in there.
I thought about a vaccine to avoid the idiocy in the first place, but there are just too many strains of ignorance.
Personally, I think people with no sense of humor need to see a doctor. They don’t need to agree with what I find comical, but lighten up. At least find it funny that I find something serious funny. Like bullies. They are not silly, but I find the thought of giving them a pill for it slightly amusing.
Who do you think needs a prescription?